Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Just another manic .... Wednesday

I just completed the 'Ritual of the Bills' - I think more gray hair has grown in. Haggar is his usual pain in the ass self, but that's part of his charm. I like someone I can't steamroll over, he argues back. I am so glad that the horror-days are over, now maybe I can get some peace and quiet.

I need some semblance of a routine in order to function at peak capacity. Quite frankly, my routine has been lost in the shuffle somewhere, I see light at the end of the tunnel. Computer up and running, office halfway organized, I just need to finish the organization process and clean this pigsty. I am a delicate flower of womanhood and I must have order (now, where did I put my whip?).

New Years eve was a blast, what I can remember of it that is. I seem to remember something about shipping badgers and ferrets off to the UK. So any of my bloggie friends there, let me know if you receive a large parcel.

It's official-I am post-menopausal! Yeah!!!!! No period since 4 October 2005. Now if these power surges and night-time summer sessions (Haggar says that sleeping with me is like sleeping next to a blast furnace-I warned him) would stop, I would be one happy camper. My sometimers disease has turned into mental pause - my mind just wanders away and forgets to take me with it - sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again.

As I mentioned in my previous post, I have run out of ponderables. So if you have any, please send them on to me.

I don't remember who sent this to me, whomever did - I thank you!

The Top 16 Chapters in "Sex for Dummies"

16. Evolution 101: Why Dummies Might Actually Make Poor Sex Partners

15. Troubleshooting for Do-It-Yourselfers (NOTE:Memorize this chapter *before* you go blind.)

14. Oh, God! Yes!! Oh, God! OH, GOD!!!: The MissionaryPosition

13. Am I a Tab A or a Slot B?

12. Engineering Secrets of the Bra: Removal in 14 Simple Steps

11. The Face: How to Tell Your Lover Apart from All Those Other People

10. Chapter 4: No, You Don't *Actually* Blow

9. Stop Masturbating, She's Real!

8. You're Britney, I'm Strom: Introduction to Role-Playing

7. Foreplay: Not Just for Her Birthday, Chester

6. Putting the Condom on a Banana is Just for*Practice*, Dumbass

5. Crouching Doggie and Hidden Missionary: A Guide to Sexual Positions

4. "Alternate" Lifestyles: Pokeman?

3. Hey! Watch Those Teeth, Vampira!!

2. Sexual Physics: The Round Peg/Round Hole Theory

and the Number 1 Chapter in "Sex for Dummies"...

Chapter 1: Mayor McWeiner and the Clamburglar

Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 3:11 PM

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