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Thursday, November 30, 2006

No I haven't fallen off the planet. Since I got married we have moved twice. Haggar and I are now living in Kenosha, Wisconsin. My computer still lives in Zion, Illinois (I hope to have it moved up and back online consistently by the end of the year). I'll post picks as soon as I am able.
We had perfect weather for the wedding, it was held outdoors at the Forrest preserve. Manic Witch did a wonderful job performing the ceremony. I do believe that a good time was had by all.
We stayed and partied until sundown, then got the gifts home and walked to the bar next door and continued the party. Haggar and I got very drunk, staggered home, drank some more with a few friends, bid them farewell, and passed out. So much for consummating the marriage, LOL.
I'll post more as soon as I am able. Until then:

Tequila Christmas Cake

1 cup water
1 tsp.. baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp.. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality. (I already sampled it.....several times to check the quality)
Take a large bowl, check the tequila again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point its best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup...just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit up off the floor.

Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.

Check the tequila.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.

CHERRY MISTMAS!

Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 3:55 PM

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