Thursday, April 13, 2006

I am doing something that I vowed I'd never do again. I swore I'd never let a man talk me into it. Some may see it as degrading, some may see it as a duty, some may even see it as erotic. I however, had always seen it as forced submission.
Oh what the hell, I love him, and when you love someone you sometimes do things that you never thought you would ever do...


I'm getting MARRIED...

that's right, you heard it here folks. On May 6th I will don the chains of wedlock and become Mrs. RH.

I hear the sound of hearts breaking all over the world.

Don't worry my friends...

When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

When you are confused -- I will use little words.

When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".

Remember.......A good friend will help you move..... a REALLY good friend will help you move a body....... let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth!

Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 9:10 AM

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