Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Good morning boys and girls. As usual, things are hopping in the Queendom of Broomhildaland. R and I have to move at the end of the month, we have found a small basement apartment. It is across the street and two houses down from the house that I own in Zion (I sense a bit of irony here). The down side is that it needs work, the up side is that there is no security deposit if we do the work. Since the work required is mostly cosmetic in nature and R builds houses for a living, we decided to take it.

I received my link card, wich for my overseas friends is the same a food-stamps. Yes the state gives me $55.00 a month for food. I was turned down for the medical card until I can meet the spend down of $200.00 (which I did last night).

I had to make a trip to the emergency-room last night, I'm allright, I just had so much back pain that I couldn't stand it. I'm telling ya, I was ready to climb the clock-tower but couldn't. I'm on a stronger pain med and a better muscle relaxer. I feel much better now. X-rays showed degenerative something or other in c5-6. I have a Dr. appt on friday, and an appt with an orthopedist (sp?) on April 7th. Today I'll make my appt. with the oral surgeon.

I know that you all wish you were me right now, go on admit it - it's ok. LOL

Advice for the ladies.........decades too late!!


If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart to remove the sports section


Buy a dog.


If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the joy of seeing you


Buy a dog.


If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it


Buy a dog


If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want


Buy a dog.


If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies.


Buy a dog.


If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores


Buy a dog.


If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually

Buy a dog.


But, on the other hand, If you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness...



Then................. Buy a cat!



(You thought I was talking about a man didn't you?)

Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 8:11 AM

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