Thursday, October 20, 2005

I have survived and recovered from candy days. My buddy Ed filmed and broadcast some of it on his local cable show. It's good publicity for the club. I went out last night for my usual ladies night, got a bit drunk had a good time, woke up alone though. I'm getting rather tired of that. It would be nice to have someone steady in my life again, but I haven't met any keepers lately.
Someone called me at 5 a.m. from a private number, I have no idea who this was, I was sleeping and missed the call. Probably a wrong number. Someone keeps trying to instant message me on my phone, I don't subscribe to that service so now I need to find out who it is and tell them to just call me.


Alice and Frank were Bungee-jumping one day. Alice said to Frank, "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico." Frank thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy everything they'll need: a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They travel to Progresso, Mexico and begin to set up on the square at the end of the bridge. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work. When they had finished, there was such a crowd they thought it would be a good idea to give a demonstration. So, Alice jumps. She bounces at the end of the cord, but when she comes back up, Frank notices that she has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately Frank isn't able to catch her and she falls again, bounces and comes back up again. This time, she's bruised and bleeding. Again, Frank misses her. Alice falls again and bounces back up. This time she comes back pretty messed up -- she's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily, Frank finally catches her this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?"
Barely able to speak, Alice gasps, "No, the bungee cord was fine...it was the crowd.
What the hell is a pinata?!"

Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 11:19 AM

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