Wednesday, October 12, 2005

I can't believe that it has been a fucking week since I last posted! I have been busier than a one legged woman in an ass kicking contest.

Tuesday night I met my buddy Ed up at the Lights for drinks, no he's not that kind of buddy, just friends. We got pleasantly buzzed. He asked me to take him to the Pit so he could confront (in a non-confrontational way) the shark that had dumped him on his birthday. It was difficult for him, but he was able to put some closure to it.

Wednesday night is always ladies night. I meet up with my friends Lori and Bridget at the Pit. We had a pretty good time, nothing exciting, just singing, dancing and flirting with the guys. The usual.

Thursday Ed called and asked me to meet him at the Pit. He wanted to let me know he had begun dating a new woman and they seem to get along very well. He's happy and I'm hoping things work out for him with this one.

Friday afternoon Hot guy called, he wanted to stop over for an afternoon of wild sex before he had to go to work. I nearly killed me to have to turn him down... a combination of having just gotten my period (after a 60 day break) and the rehearsal for Sabrina's wedding. After the rehearsal I met up with the girls at the Pit, pretzel boy was there, you remember him, the 25 year old that attempted to fold me into origami shapes. He was trying to get me to go home with him. Damn, two chances at booty and I had to pass on both!

Saturday evening was the wedding. It went very well. As the officiant, I was worried that I would trip over the words, or begin hacking and coughing. It was outdoors and rather chilly. I spoke as quickly as I could without rushing the ceremony too much. The bride was beautiful. I have several compliments on the service. It was really nice to see Manic Witch and her hubby, I haven't seen them in awhile and miss them. I have a slight cold that I am fighting, mostly in my sinus and throat.

Sunday I went to the Lights for a Pig roast. Curtis Lowe and the Reverb Kings played. The food was great and the band kicked ass! My ass kept getting slapped... reminder to self... don't walk to close to bikers! After I left there, I stopped in at the Pit for a bit. Had a few with Ed and a couple of the fellas that I know then went home.

Monday and Tuesday nights I stayed home. Today I am working on Candy days stuff. It is the Lions club biggest fund raiser of the year. No bingo for me tonight, I don't even think that I will go out tonight. I will be running around like a chicken with it's head cut off now through Sunday. I plan on being in a coma on Monday.

I need a cabana boy Monday to take care of me!!!!

Ponderables


290) Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.

291) Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

292) In any organization there is one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired.

293) Law of Drunkenness: You can't fall off the floor.

294) The first myth of management is that it exists.

295) For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

296) If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would have destroyed civilization.

297) There is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo.

298) Average life expectancy ( in seconds ) of an enemy soldier in a Chuck Norris film : 4

299) On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."

Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 11:09 AM

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