Wednesday, October 05, 2005

The following female comebacks are courtesy of my sister.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.



Ponderables


280) In the beginning the Universe was created... This made a lot of people angry and was widely regarded as a bad move.

281) I will endure all this subhuman driveling shit with a smile

282) Don't think of it as being outnumbered, think of it as a wide target selection.

283) One of the major functions of skin is to keep people who look at you from throwing up.

284) Never accept a drink from a urologist.

285) Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

286) When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.

287) If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.

288) Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.

289) You always find something in the last place you look.

Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 1:26 PM

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