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Menopausal Bi-Polar Witch Babbling

Thursday, September 15, 2005

Ponderables

260) If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

261) Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

262) Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

263) Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

264) Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
(thanks to Gregg at http://www.mgdiablog.blogspot.com/ for #260-264)

265) Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."

266) The proctologist called ...they found your head.

267) Everyone has a photographic memory ...some just don't have any film.

268) Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

269) Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 10:29 AM

It's OK to laugh during sex - just don't point!

Name: Broomhilda
Age: 49
About Me: Living in oncomming traffic and staggering my way through life.
Interests Writing, Watching movies, Listening to music, SHOES, Ren. Faire
Favorite Colors: Red and Purple
Favorite Band: Aerosmith
Favorite Music: Just about everything except rap. I just don't get rap.
Favorite Actors: Alan Rickman and Gary Oldman
Favorite Movies: Citizen X, Bram Stokers Dracula, Like Water for Chocolate, Amelie, Sense and Sensibility, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Whale Rider, Just about anything with Alan Rickman, Gary Oldman or Johnny Depp and many many more
Favorite Books: Anything Edgar Allan Poe, Mythology esp. Celtic, Earth's Children series, Harry Potter series, and too many more to list.
Religon: Wiccan/Pagan
Currently: Going mad.

EMail me at wiccavic2002@yahoo.com