Tuesday, September 27, 2005

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Ponderables

270) I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.

271) WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

272) Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.

273) Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody But Me."

274) Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

275) Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

276) Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.

277) I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

278) When the age of the Vikings came to a close, they must have sensed it. Probably, they gathered together one evening, slapped each other on the back and said, "Hey, good job."

279) "Sure, everyone always said 'Socrates what is the meaning of life?' or 'Socrates how can I find happiness?', did anyone ever say 'Socrates hemlock is poison.'???????" -Socrates minutes before death.

Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 11:49 AM

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