Menopausal Bi-Polar Witch Babbling
This is a very serious post today - a child has been abducted. You help is needed.
Jordan
This is Jordan. He is 6 years old. He is missing.
Please look at this picture.
Please read the information I'm about to tell you about him. Please ask your friends and family to learn the same. Contact your local police department if you have any information.
Jordan Rolfe (birth name) or Jordan Barry (name he chooses to use)
Born: March 10, 1999
Height: 4 feet
Weight: 50 pounds
Hair : Dark Brown, straight, medium-short length
Marks: Scar on middle back, rash (exzema) on right arm and wrist, wart on right thumb.
Last seen wearing a grey shirt with a navy blue collar and blue shorts with orange flames on the sides.
Taken from the city of Strongsville, Ohio.
Last seen in Lakewood, Ohio on Clifton Blvd. 9-28-05 at 10:00 a.m.
For more detailed information please go here or here.
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Nancy, Jordan's mother
We suspect that she will be trying to make her way either towards Mexico, or Florida.
Nancy Rolfe may be driving a White Chevy conversion van with light blue or green pin stripes. She may also be with a friend who drives a white Honda with black trim. Nancy may be going by the name "Flora" and may have altered her appearance to look like an older woman. Nancy is in her 40's, thin, dark hair and approx. 5'6" tall.
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SOME men are wankers! The one to which I refer is the 49 year old wanker I had dinner with on Friday.
Saturday morning the Wanker calls me and asks if I want to go to breakfast...WTF? I say no. He asks if I'm mad at him, to which I reply yes and start to ask him why he walked out when he just hung up.
Saturday night my friend Lori and I went to the Pit for Fiesta night. The wanker was there. He started buying us shots and beers almost the moment we walked in. After about two rounds he comes over and says that he knows I'm mad but he isn't sure why. D'uh, hello... you walked out on the date while I was in the bathroom (moron). His excuse was that he was really drunk and just had to leave right then. The rest of the night he kept buying my friend and I drinks and trying to hang on me. I hardly spoke to him, wouldn't dance with him, let him know (when he kept trying to put his arms around me) that we were not out on a date, and fluttered around the bar like I usually do.
Around 9 p.m. the worlds worst DJ (hired just for Fiesta night) began playing music. Wanker was acting an even bigger asshole. About 9:30 L's cute brother E showed up, by around 10 p.m. the DJ had gotten the boot. Around 11:30 p.m. wanker announces that he was leaving, L and I say goodbye and thank you for the drinks as he walks off in a huff. I spy him awhile later in the pool room. 1 a.m. L and I leave for another bar, as we are walking out, wanker sarcastically says bye, thanks. At 1:40 a.m. he calls me and says "Thanks for taking advantage of me two nights in a row" then hangs up.
What a fucking immature wanker! I had seriously considered giving him a piece of my mind the next time I run into him. I think that I will just ignore him from now on, if he ever tries to buy me a drink again, I'll just refuse it or send it back.
I never get shit like this from the young ones.
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Ok, the guy that asked me out to dinner call shortly after I posted my blog yesterday. I did go out to dinner with him last night, I had a great rib-eye steak dinner. After dinner, he took me to the bar and dancing, bought me roses, I was having a nice time. Around midnight he was trying to get me to go back to his place, while he is a nice man, that was just not going to happen. I told him that I was not going to go home with him. He seemed to take it well. While I was in the bathroom, he left... without a word. Fucktard!
Fortunately, I had my car at the bar. I stayed until closing then went to another bar with two of my girls. While there, the very young (25) and very cute DJ from the previous bar and one of his friends comes in. He comes over and starts talking to me. I asked what brought them there and he replied that he heard we were going to be there. What is it with the 25 year old men lately? They seem to be coming out of the wood work. DJ is a really good kisser... and did not feel the need to turn me into a pretzel.
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Who took my week and where did you put it? I can't believe it's Friday already, damn! I have no idea what happened to the time.
What is it with men who bug you for your phone number and when you finally decided to give it to them, they don't call?
...or, the ones who give you their number and ask you to call them, then never return your call?
Is it just me?
What's up with the guy who asks you out to dinner for Friday night, says I'll call you Thursday to confirm, then doesn't call? Does this mean that he has just blown you off?
...as far as I'm concerned, no call, no date.
I am really getting fed up with men, they are starting to piss me off. I am to the point where I don't even want to get laid! I know, I know, hard to believe...
I am just so disgusted with the gender as a whole lately...
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after a GREAT many shots, I decided to show off my bra.
As you will see by the photographic evidence, I had a drunken blast at my birthday. Many family and friends showed up and the beer and shots were flowing. The rose in the above pic is a real flower not a tattoo. I did manage to walk to the car at the end of the night, however, I'm not sure if I required assistance or not. I did go to the tavern next to my home afterward for last call where I saw my friend R. I remember leaving with him, but alas, I woke up alone.
Saturday night I went out for round two of the birthday celebration, although, there was more dancing and less drinking. Had a great time. Sunday was spent lazing about in recovery.
Thank you to every who sent their birthday wishes.
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after several drinks
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me with some of my family
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Me and my roomate H at the beginning of the birthday night.
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Happy Birthday to ME!
Today shall be spent in preparation for my partying tonight. I gave myself a manicure last evening and carefully chose the outfit that I will be wearing. Today I will give myself a facial and of course the usual shower and shaving of all the girlie bits. I have decided to curl my hair and wear makeup for a change, anyone who knows me in the real world knows that this will be a Kodak moment. Yes, I'm a bit of a natural gal, rarely wearing makeup or fussing about with my hair.
cheers!
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Ponderables
260) If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
261) Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
262) Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
263) Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
264) Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
(thanks to Gregg at http://www.mgdiablog.blogspot.com/ for #260-264)
265) Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."
266) The proctologist called ...they found your head.
267) Everyone has a photographic memory ...some just don't have any film.
268) Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
269) Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
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I must apologize to my bloggie friends, I have been remiss in my posting and visiting duties lately. I shall endeavor to keep up better now that I am more settled in at the new place.
I have realized that I need to start working out again, due to gas prices, I haven't been to the 'House of Torture' in quite some time and I have noticed the difference. I did however, finally find my bellydancing workout DVD. I worked out to that on Monday, and will be using it again today. I figure, every other day with that one, it's really fun, but tiring and a good workout. I think that I need to get a beginner yoga DVD to use on the other days, I need to work on flexibility, LOL.
It looks like several people will be coming to my birthday party. Anyone living in the area is welcome to stop in at the bar and buy me a drink.
You may have noticed that I haven't posted any ponderables in sometime, well, I am running out. So email me your ponderables, quotes, one-liners, etc... I'll add them to the list and give you credit for them.
I have been working on an idea for a new book, outlining the story, beginning to work on character development, and starting my research. I don't know if I am going to attempt to get the first one published or not. Having gone back and re-read it entirely, I'm not happy with it. I think I'll just shelve it for now. I learned a lot just from writing it. This second one is going to take a lot longer to write and hopefully have more substance to it.
I must thank my Aunt K for emailing me this one...
Driving
Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road ...
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out window, B I T C H!
Man rounds next curve. Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road, and dies.
Thought For The Day : If only men would listen...
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Friday night turned out to be an exciting night. I did indeed go out dancing as planned and I did consume a moderate amount of alcohol. As for what happened next...
as most of you know I do have a tendency to go out with younger men on occasion. I generally have an age cut off at around 30 years, no younger. Well...on Friday I did make an exception. He was 25. I don't think I will be bending my rule again, I just don't have the energy, lol.
After an incredible night (and most of the next morning) of wild sex, during which I was bent into positions that I didn't know I could bend into...I am still in recovery.
It has been suggested that on my Birthday I take a slower, gentler approach to celebration. One more fitting to one of my 'advancing' years. My dear Vicus, fuck that! I am not ready for the raisin ranch yet, thank you very much.
To my LRP friends, I am sorry that I missed our coffee on Saturday, but I did have to sleep sometime.
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Well boys and girls, the weekend is upon us once again. I wish that I had something clever and witty to say, but alas, my brain fails me.
I shall go out dancing tonight in an effort to shake loose some clever repartee, or possibly find a reasonably funny tale to tell. Yes one and all, I will shake and gyrate my cute and somewhat smaller ass for the exercise (not to mention the entertainment and admiration of others). I may or may not consume large amounts of alcohol and may or may not get laid.
Fall is upon us, when this young girls thoughts turn to one thing...Birthday presents!!!!!!
I am gathering together as many of my friends and family together at the Harbor Lights on Friday September 16 to help me celebrate. I have a designated driver for the night and the plans are to receive a lot of loot, get obscenely drunk, get laid and pass out. It should be noted that this may not occur in that particular order.
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THE ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for suck here.
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a french kiss, but only "down under."
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But then they go, they take your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch . . . .
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I've been trying to post from home for two days now...ahhhh... the joys of Comcast internet. I've finally made it over to the house to use my own computer. This will have to be a quick few words. I'm off to a wake for my cousin Terry McNeil. He passed away suddenly on Friday, my Aunt K called me this morning to let me know.
I have been somewhat pre-celebrating my birthday, it is on the 16th...so you have plenty of shopping days left, lol.
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Ponderables
250) Earn cash in your spare time... blackmail friends.
251) Let the wild rumpus begin!
252) Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
253) VENI, VEDI, VISA: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
254) You have the right to remain silent... Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
255) For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
256) Happy is the one who eats not the yellow snow.
257) Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
258) Is it possible to be totally partial?
259) What's another word for thesaurus?
(thanks to Gregg at http://www.mgdiablog.blogspot.com/ for #257-259)
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Jordan
This is Jordan. He is 6 years old. He is missing.
Please look at this picture.
Please read the information I'm about to tell you about him. Please ask your friends and family to learn the same. Contact your local police department if you have any information.
Jordan Rolfe (birth name) or Jordan Barry (name he chooses to use)
Born: March 10, 1999
Height: 4 feet
Weight: 50 pounds
Hair : Dark Brown, straight, medium-short length
Marks: Scar on middle back, rash (exzema) on right arm and wrist, wart on right thumb.
Last seen wearing a grey shirt with a navy blue collar and blue shorts with orange flames on the sides.
Taken from the city of Strongsville, Ohio.
Last seen in Lakewood, Ohio on Clifton Blvd. 9-28-05 at 10:00 a.m.
For more detailed information please go here or here.
Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 9:37 AM
Nancy, Jordan's mother
We suspect that she will be trying to make her way either towards Mexico, or Florida.
Nancy Rolfe may be driving a White Chevy conversion van with light blue or green pin stripes. She may also be with a friend who drives a white Honda with black trim. Nancy may be going by the name "Flora" and may have altered her appearance to look like an older woman. Nancy is in her 40's, thin, dark hair and approx. 5'6" tall.
Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 9:36 AM
how to get rid of armadillo in your yard - how?
debacherous halloween party Chicago - please tell me where
forced to lick ass crack - this is just sick
Ponderables
270) I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.
271) WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
272) Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
273) Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody But Me."
274) Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
275) Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
276) Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
277) I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
278) When the age of the Vikings came to a close, they must have sensed it. Probably, they gathered together one evening, slapped each other on the back and said, "Hey, good job."
279) "Sure, everyone always said 'Socrates what is the meaning of life?' or 'Socrates how can I find happiness?', did anyone ever say 'Socrates hemlock is poison.'???????" -Socrates minutes before death.
Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 11:49 AM
Saturday morning the Wanker calls me and asks if I want to go to breakfast...WTF? I say no. He asks if I'm mad at him, to which I reply yes and start to ask him why he walked out when he just hung up.
Saturday night my friend Lori and I went to the Pit for Fiesta night. The wanker was there. He started buying us shots and beers almost the moment we walked in. After about two rounds he comes over and says that he knows I'm mad but he isn't sure why. D'uh, hello... you walked out on the date while I was in the bathroom (moron). His excuse was that he was really drunk and just had to leave right then. The rest of the night he kept buying my friend and I drinks and trying to hang on me. I hardly spoke to him, wouldn't dance with him, let him know (when he kept trying to put his arms around me) that we were not out on a date, and fluttered around the bar like I usually do.
Around 9 p.m. the worlds worst DJ (hired just for Fiesta night) began playing music. Wanker was acting an even bigger asshole. About 9:30 L's cute brother E showed up, by around 10 p.m. the DJ had gotten the boot. Around 11:30 p.m. wanker announces that he was leaving, L and I say goodbye and thank you for the drinks as he walks off in a huff. I spy him awhile later in the pool room. 1 a.m. L and I leave for another bar, as we are walking out, wanker sarcastically says bye, thanks. At 1:40 a.m. he calls me and says "Thanks for taking advantage of me two nights in a row" then hangs up.
What a fucking immature wanker! I had seriously considered giving him a piece of my mind the next time I run into him. I think that I will just ignore him from now on, if he ever tries to buy me a drink again, I'll just refuse it or send it back.
I never get shit like this from the young ones.
Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 9:35 AM
Fortunately, I had my car at the bar. I stayed until closing then went to another bar with two of my girls. While there, the very young (25) and very cute DJ from the previous bar and one of his friends comes in. He comes over and starts talking to me. I asked what brought them there and he replied that he heard we were going to be there. What is it with the 25 year old men lately? They seem to be coming out of the wood work. DJ is a really good kisser... and did not feel the need to turn me into a pretzel.
Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 1:34 PM
What is it with men who bug you for your phone number and when you finally decided to give it to them, they don't call?
...or, the ones who give you their number and ask you to call them, then never return your call?
Is it just me?
What's up with the guy who asks you out to dinner for Friday night, says I'll call you Thursday to confirm, then doesn't call? Does this mean that he has just blown you off?
...as far as I'm concerned, no call, no date.
I am really getting fed up with men, they are starting to piss me off. I am to the point where I don't even want to get laid! I know, I know, hard to believe...
I am just so disgusted with the gender as a whole lately...
Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 11:23 AM
after a GREAT many shots, I decided to show off my bra.
As you will see by the photographic evidence, I had a drunken blast at my birthday. Many family and friends showed up and the beer and shots were flowing. The rose in the above pic is a real flower not a tattoo. I did manage to walk to the car at the end of the night, however, I'm not sure if I required assistance or not. I did go to the tavern next to my home afterward for last call where I saw my friend R. I remember leaving with him, but alas, I woke up alone.
Saturday night I went out for round two of the birthday celebration, although, there was more dancing and less drinking. Had a great time. Sunday was spent lazing about in recovery.
Thank you to every who sent their birthday wishes.
Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 11:54 AM
after several drinks
Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 11:53 AM
me with some of my family
Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 11:52 AM
Me and my roomate H at the beginning of the birthday night.
Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 11:51 AM
Today shall be spent in preparation for my partying tonight. I gave myself a manicure last evening and carefully chose the outfit that I will be wearing. Today I will give myself a facial and of course the usual shower and shaving of all the girlie bits. I have decided to curl my hair and wear makeup for a change, anyone who knows me in the real world knows that this will be a Kodak moment. Yes, I'm a bit of a natural gal, rarely wearing makeup or fussing about with my hair.
The decision to wear high heels may prove hazardous, however, as I intend to be carried out of the tavern tonight anyway, I'm not excessively worried. I will have to kick them off for some of the more strenuous dancing as the night wears on.
Please join me in a drink tonight, raise your glass around 8 p.m. central time here in the U.S. and my friends overseas, around 8 p.m. your time (I'll not ask you to stay up that late).
cheers!
Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 10:30 AM
260) If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
261) Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
262) Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
263) Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
264) Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
(thanks to Gregg at http://www.mgdiablog.blogspot.com/ for #260-264)
265) Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."
266) The proctologist called ...they found your head.
267) Everyone has a photographic memory ...some just don't have any film.
268) Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
269) Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 10:29 AM
I have realized that I need to start working out again, due to gas prices, I haven't been to the 'House of Torture' in quite some time and I have noticed the difference. I did however, finally find my bellydancing workout DVD. I worked out to that on Monday, and will be using it again today. I figure, every other day with that one, it's really fun, but tiring and a good workout. I think that I need to get a beginner yoga DVD to use on the other days, I need to work on flexibility, LOL.
It looks like several people will be coming to my birthday party. Anyone living in the area is welcome to stop in at the bar and buy me a drink.
You may have noticed that I haven't posted any ponderables in sometime, well, I am running out. So email me your ponderables, quotes, one-liners, etc... I'll add them to the list and give you credit for them.
I have been working on an idea for a new book, outlining the story, beginning to work on character development, and starting my research. I don't know if I am going to attempt to get the first one published or not. Having gone back and re-read it entirely, I'm not happy with it. I think I'll just shelve it for now. I learned a lot just from writing it. This second one is going to take a lot longer to write and hopefully have more substance to it.
I must thank my Aunt K for emailing me this one...
Driving
Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road ...
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out window, B I T C H!
Man rounds next curve. Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road, and dies.
Thought For The Day : If only men would listen...
Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 9:58 AM
as most of you know I do have a tendency to go out with younger men on occasion. I generally have an age cut off at around 30 years, no younger. Well...on Friday I did make an exception. He was 25. I don't think I will be bending my rule again, I just don't have the energy, lol.
After an incredible night (and most of the next morning) of wild sex, during which I was bent into positions that I didn't know I could bend into...I am still in recovery.
It has been suggested that on my Birthday I take a slower, gentler approach to celebration. One more fitting to one of my 'advancing' years. My dear Vicus, fuck that! I am not ready for the raisin ranch yet, thank you very much.
To my LRP friends, I am sorry that I missed our coffee on Saturday, but I did have to sleep sometime.
Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 1:35 PM
I shall go out dancing tonight in an effort to shake loose some clever repartee, or possibly find a reasonably funny tale to tell. Yes one and all, I will shake and gyrate my cute and somewhat smaller ass for the exercise (not to mention the entertainment and admiration of others). I may or may not consume large amounts of alcohol and may or may not get laid.
Fall is upon us, when this young girls thoughts turn to one thing...Birthday presents!!!!!!
I am gathering together as many of my friends and family together at the Harbor Lights on Friday September 16 to help me celebrate. I have a designated driver for the night and the plans are to receive a lot of loot, get obscenely drunk, get laid and pass out. It should be noted that this may not occur in that particular order.
Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 12:20 PM
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for suck here.
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a french kiss, but only "down under."
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But then they go, they take your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch . . . .
Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 11:16 AM
I have been somewhat pre-celebrating my birthday, it is on the 16th...so you have plenty of shopping days left, lol.
Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 3:17 PM
250) Earn cash in your spare time... blackmail friends.
251) Let the wild rumpus begin!
252) Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
253) VENI, VEDI, VISA: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
254) You have the right to remain silent... Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
255) For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
256) Happy is the one who eats not the yellow snow.
257) Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
258) Is it possible to be totally partial?
259) What's another word for thesaurus?
(thanks to Gregg at http://www.mgdiablog.blogspot.com/ for #257-259)
Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 12:49 PM
About Me
It's OK to laugh during sex - just don't point!
Name: Broomhilda
Age: 49
About Me: Living in oncomming traffic and staggering my way through life.
Interests Writing, Watching movies, Listening to music, SHOES, Ren. Faire
Favorite Colors: Red and Purple
Favorite Band: Aerosmith
Favorite Music: Just about everything except rap. I just don't get rap.
Favorite Actors: Alan Rickman and Gary Oldman
Favorite Movies: Citizen X, Bram Stokers Dracula, Like Water for Chocolate, Amelie, Sense and Sensibility, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Whale Rider, Just about anything with Alan Rickman, Gary Oldman or Johnny Depp and many many more
Favorite Books: Anything Edgar Allan Poe, Mythology esp. Celtic, Earth's Children series, Harry Potter series, and too many more to list.
Religon: Wiccan/Pagan
Currently: Going mad.
EMail me at wiccavic2002@yahoo.com
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