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Menopausal Bi-Polar Witch Babbling

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Ponderables

210) My life is based on a true story.

211) Laugh and the world laughs with you, puke and you're on your own.

212) 333 - I'm a devil doing a half-assed job!

213) What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?

214) I'm not perfect, but parts of me are incredible.

215) I'm still hot, it just comes in flashes now.

216) What would Scooby Do?

217) Unlike computers, women reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

218) "Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again."
-- TV listing for the movie, The Wizard of Oz, in the Marin Paper.

219) ON MODERNISM
Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 12:29 PM