Monday, August 29, 2005

I apologize to those of the blonde persuasion who are intelligent this is obviously, not about you.

A blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear ofthe vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers...
Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history of this highway occurs.
It's not very long before a police car shows up. The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What the hell is going on here?" "My car broke down," says the lady, calmly. "Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?!" asks the cop...


"Those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.



Ponderables


240) He asked me if I knew what time it was. I said, "Yes, but not right now."

241) I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.

242) And which parallel universe did you crawl out of?

243) If love is blind, then why do they make lingerie?

244) For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese. Then the astronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That's what happens to cheese when you leave it out.

245) The only difference between graffiti & philosophy is the word fuck...

246) It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so ingenious.

247) Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people is mentally ill. Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it!

248) I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable

249) We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 12:14 PM

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