Thursday, August 04, 2005

The hot guy post may have to be delayed just a bit, it is taking longer to write up than I thought. Having written about sex, you'd think I'd understand this by now. Never fear, I will post it soon, It may be a two or three parter.

There was much excitement at bingo last night, we got new machines, because of this, the tables were set up in a new configuration. This led to some conflict and we had three very heated arguments over seating among players. I thought they might even come to blows at one point. Sure they look like sweet little old ladies...

My blog has been rated over at bloghop - I've had two ratings so far, 1 love it and 1 sucks. Yeah!

Ponderables

190) If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?

191) Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

192) Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

193) Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?

194) Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

195) Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

196) What do people in China call their good plates?

197) If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

198) Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.

199) What do you call male ballerinas?

Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 11:58 AM

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