Friday, July 15, 2005

The weekend all you can eat buffet is set up and the bar is open. I have a replenishing spell in place. There is also a spell that allows you to order anything you want (food or alcohol). If you don't see it, just ask.

Bingo went well Wednesday night, Bh worked the table with me so I wasn't run ragged. Around 8 p.m. there is a 15 min. break, that is when I set up the machine for the Blackout game. I take out all of the balls and place them in there corresponding slots on the board, then, as Wednesday was the 13th it was odds, so I placed all of the even numbered balls back into the machine.
My friend J was busting my chops as I was doing this, telling me that I was gripping the balls to hard, "gently" she said, laughing. I told her that I didn't need to drop one and have it go flying across the room and to go sit down.
After the break, I started the machine and began pulling and calling the even numbered balls. When the blackout game was over (we had 3 winners who split the $500.00 pot), I took my microphone and went back out on the floor. J was busting my chops saying that she had only needed a 12 to win, why didn't I call 12. I told her that was just what she deserved for criticizing my ball handling technique (plus the fact that it never came up).
Last night was our Lions club business meeting so I had an early night. In bed, or on couch I could say, by 9 p.m. I feel drained today, no energy, stiff, sore, like I've been rode hard and put away wet. It's almost noon and I'm still in my pajamas. J's working at the restaurant this afternoon and I'm supposed to go up for coffee around 3 p.m. J, who I call young-un and I are supposed to go out after she gets off work tonight, I may need a nap.


45) The Early bird may get the Worm but the Second mouse gets the Cheese!

46) Screw up? Of course we'll screw up. Do what you're best at, I always say.

47) Why be difficult ? When with a bit of effort you can be impossible?

48) Yes, I know it's bad for me, but nagging me about it might be bad for you!

49) I can deal with incompetents. I can deal with assholes. I cannot deal with incompetent assholes!

50) A synonym is a word you use in place of one you can't spell.

51) Vegetarian: Indian word for "lousy hunter."

52) What brought you here ? And does it have reverse?

53) If he/she were any more stupid, he'd/she'd have to be watered twice a week.

54) Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an Emergency on my part.

55) Bumper sticker on Noah's Ark: "Scattered showers my ass!"

Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 11:35 AM

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