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Menopausal Bi-Polar Witch Babbling

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Update - Due to offers (two) I have decided to take applications for the position of cabana boy. I am currently compiling a list of job requirements and skills. So please do NOT send in your resume and picture yet.

How do you say stupid. This will either keep the abduction rate down or raise it...your thoughts?

Ponderables

110) Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

111) Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

112) Remember my name, you'll be screaming it later.

113) Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

114) Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

115) Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

116) Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

117) How does the guy who drives the snow plow get to work?

118) If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

119) If a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose?

Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 8:23 AM