Menopausal Bi-Polar Witch Babbling - Get a taste for religion

Menopausal Bi-Polar Witch Babbling

Sunday, July 10, 2005

Ponderables

23) Gargling is a good way to see if your throat leaks.

24) Gun Control: Use both hands.

25) Remember: First you pillage, then you burn.

26) To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.

27) If Ignorance Is Bliss, you must be Orgasmic.

28) Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

29) If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

30) Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to market reproductive organs.

31) Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

32) Half The People In The World Are Below Average.

33) Failure Is Not An Option. It's bundled with your software.

Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 7:01 PM

It's OK to laugh during sex - just don't point!

Name: Broomhilda
Age: 49
About Me: Living in oncomming traffic and staggering my way through life.
Interests Writing, Watching movies, Listening to music, SHOES, Ren. Faire
Favorite Colors: Red and Purple
Favorite Band: Aerosmith
Favorite Music: Just about everything except rap. I just don't get rap.
Favorite Actors: Alan Rickman and Gary Oldman
Favorite Movies: Citizen X, Bram Stokers Dracula, Like Water for Chocolate, Amelie, Sense and Sensibility, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Whale Rider, Just about anything with Alan Rickman, Gary Oldman or Johnny Depp and many many more
Favorite Books: Anything Edgar Allan Poe, Mythology esp. Celtic, Earth's Children series, Harry Potter series, and too many more to list.
Religon: Wiccan/Pagan
Currently: Going mad.

EMail me at wiccavic2002@yahoo.com