Tuesday, July 19, 2005

My brain has been doing a lot of night traveling lately, this is not condusive to restful sleep. My body feels rested but my mind feels...scattered. I am going through a learning phase on an Astral level and while I find it both frightening and exciting, I will be glad when it's over. I knew it was coming, I go through this about once a decade. It's a period of spiritual growth, but rather than the slow constant that is normal, it is as if all of the information taken in over the last ten years has been stored up and is now being suddenly uploaded. I literally leave my body and see everything, weigh it, sort through it, keep what I need and toss out the rest. Spiritual housekeeping on an Astral level. Exhausting process but well worth it in the end.

Ponderables


67) I am the Imp of the Perverse - knowing this won't help you, either

68) Rule #1: You can't cure stupid !

69) If at first you don't succeed try try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

70) I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you

71) If something goes without saying, let it!

72) Any twelve people who can't get themselves out of jury duty are NOT my peers.

73) You're allowed 1 more Piss and 1 more Whine but you're over the limit on Moaning, Grumbling and Complaining.

74) Everyone has a right to be stupid, some just abuse the privilege

75) Welcome To Shit Creek - Sorry, We're Out of Paddles!

76) How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

77) I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

78) 100,000 sperm to choose from, and you were the fastest?

79) How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus ? At the circus the clowns don't talk.

Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 7:48 AM

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