Menopausal Bi-Polar Witch Babbling - Get a taste for religion

Menopausal Bi-Polar Witch Babbling

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

I know, I posted these out of order.

Ponderables

56) He/she has a Mind Like a Steel Trap, everything that goes in gets crushed and mangled.

57) Never knock on Death's door; ring the doorbell and run (he hates that).

58) If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

59) Light travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

60) He must have gotten into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.

61) The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead.

62) Have you considered suing your brains for nonsupport ?

63) Marriages are made in heaven...so is thunder and lightning

64) Don't sweat the petty things or pet sweaty things.

65) A hard-on does NOT count as personal growth

66) Memo:
Effective Immediately:
All employees will be required to take a combination of Gingko and Viagra, so you can remember what the fuck you're doing!!

Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 8:46 AM