Wednesday, July 27, 2005

I have a very busy few days coming up:
I have bingo today
Major packing to do
Spell work to complete Thursday night
More packing Friday
I have to trade my car with my cousin for use of his pickup truck so that I can move on Saturday morning (not a permanent trade, he has to work Saturday).
I need to rustle up some more muscle to help with the heavy stuff.
Move Saturday morning
I have a Surprise party (adult novelties, lingerie, sex toys, ect...) to attend Saturday night at the house I am moving to.
More bottles to finish cleaning
More oils to blend ( I have the first few floral samples blended)
Start the first of the month 'Ritual of the bills'
Find a cabana boy to give me an all over massage.
Collapse into a coma.
I think that about covers it, I am quite sure that I am forgetting something. Oh yeah, I still need find a buyer for the house.

Ponderables

120) If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on you headlights, what happens?

121) You know how most packages say "Open here." What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else?"

122) Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

123) Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

124) Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?

125) Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

126) Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

127) Why does the sun lighten our hair but darken our skin?

128) Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

129) Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 8:23 AM

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