Sunday, July 31, 2005

The great moving adventure continues, my cousin let me keep his truck for another day. All that I managed to get moved yesterday was my bed, my heavy ass, queen size bed. Guess what boys and girls, the fucking box spring would not fit downstairs, I can't get it anywhere near my room!!! Bright and early Wednesday I will have to go down and put a two piece box spring on lay-away, until then, I am sleeping on my mattress on the floor. Oh, well, at least it's not the couch. This morning I did have a helper, between him, my ex and I, we managed to get my very long and very heavy dresser down the stairs and loaded onto the truck. It is now over at the new place, however it is not yet in my new room as it was too heavy for just the two of us (my helper and I) to maneuver. Helper has since had to report to work and I am once again helperless.
The saga continues.

Ponderables


160) Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

161) If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

162) Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

163) Whatever happened to preparations A through G? 26.

164) The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

165) If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? (thanks to Gregg)

166) Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.

167) If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? (thanks to Gregg)

168) No one is listening until you fart.

169) Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 11:15 AM

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