Friday, July 29, 2005

Busy day today, packing with a slight hangover. Not really a hangover, no headache or nausea, just a general, blah, no energy feeling. Of course, the fact that I have had only four and a half hours of sleep and only one cup of coffee so far doesn't help. I shall get the job done though.

Ponderables

140) Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

141) Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?

142) Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

143) Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

144) Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

145) If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

146) I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.

147) Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do... write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?

148) Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of portraits by Picasso.

149) How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 8:55 AM

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