Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Computers

Access denied - na na na NA na !

Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (K)ill something

Hardware: the part of the computer that can be kicked If you can only curse at it, it's software

Hit any key..... With what ?

To continue, strike keyboard with forehead

Where's the CNTRL-ALT-MAKE SENSE button?

Never let any mechanical device know you're in a hurry

HAL 9000: "Dave, put those Windows disks down.. Dave...DAVE!"

Microsoft will make something that doesn't suck when it starts manufacturing vacuum cleaners

Software isn't released, it's allowed to escape

Unable to read User's mind: Disconnect (Y/N) ?

Bad command. Bad, BAD command. Sit! Stay!

If you can't beat your computer at Chess, try Kick-boxing

Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?

Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity

Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with the software

Not tonight, dear, I have a modem

Backups? We don't NEED no steenking backups

(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (V)alium?

Error: keyboard locked -try anything you can think of

Press any key to continue... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE !

RAM disk is not an installation procedure

The computer is mightier than the Pen, The sword, And usually, the programmer

The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in

C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit

For Sale: One computer slightly used One bullet hole in screen

Computer problems ? Have you checked the loose nut in front of the keyboard ?

Ohnosecond That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG
mistake

Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 1:46 PM

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