Sunday, May 08, 2005

Quotes
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The hypothalamus controls the "Four F's": 1. fighting; 2. fleeing; 3.feeding; and 4. mating. -- Psychology professor in neuropsychology intro course

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "probably because of something you did."

When the age of the Vikings came to a close, they must have sensed it. Probably, they gathered together one evening, slapped each other on the back and said, "Hey, good job."

If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He like enchiladas, because that's what He's getting!

"Sure, everyone always said 'Socrates what is the meaning of life?' or 'Socrates how can I find happiness?', did anyone ever say 'Socrates hemlock is poison.'???????" -Socrates minutes before death

Sure God created man before woman.. but then you always make a rough draft before The Final Masterpiece.

Christian: One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book that is admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbour.

In the beginning the Universe was created... This made a lot of people angry and was widely regarded as a bad move. -- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

I will endure all this subhuman driveling shit with a smile

Don't think of it as being outnumbered, think of it as a wide target selection.

One of the major functions of skin is to keep people who look at you from throwing up. -- Actual exam answer

Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 11:36 AM

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