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Monday, May 16, 2005

Getting a Refund

A Lady goes into Wal-Mart and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn't work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. All of a sudden, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming ! GRAB MY BREASTS ! GRAB MY BREASTS !
The clerk, not knowing what to do, runs to get the store manager. The manager comes up to the Woman and asks, " What's wrong? " She explains the situation with the toaster. He tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming," GRAB MY BREASTS ! GRAB MY BREASTS ! " IN shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?"
In a huff, the woman says, " BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY BREASTS GRABBED WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED! "
Her money was refunded

Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 7:37 AM