Friday, April 22, 2005

*Update 2:01 p.m. CST* The trap has been a success and the battle has been won, though at a heavy cost. Three slayers captured and one slain. We have taken several prisoners and have slain thousands of multitroopers. We have a jewel among our prisoner population, a member of the local arachnid royal family - and a general at that. The advanced guard has already arrived at their local primary nest and the perimeter has been set up...
Wait, I just received word that the rest of the troops have now joined the advanced guard. I must leave you now, the attack on the nest is about to commence.

Spider war update - This will be a short and quick post, more to follow later.

Alan over at Random Burblings left the following comment in response to my last post: A very brief introduction into the History of the Spider Wars.

"Aha! So you have revealed your true identity, spider-slayer. Very foolish of you. Spider headquarters has been contacted with details of your location. Spider stormtroopers are moving into position as we speak for the final assault and anihilation."

Alan, I want to thank you for your assistance. Stormtroopers have arrived and the trap has been sprung. The battle ensues.

BTW - you are now considered a spy and traitor among the spider community. Bawhahahaaha.

Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 9:48 AM

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