Tuesday, April 19, 2005

The spiders are at it again, the first two waves of their attack have been thwarted!
As I had predicted, the first wave was a night attack. I had a difficult night sleeping last night. It was hot in here and I was tossing and turning, fell off the couch. At 1:00 A.M. I got up, turned on the light, and my blood ran cold. There they were, not one, not two, but three of those demon spawn. I very nearly yelled (for though I do squeal on occasion, I am not a screamer), moving slowly and in stealth mode, I reached for my slipper. In a move so quick and sure that it would even impress Jackie Chan, I attacked my adversary. THWACK! Total annihilation of the first enemy. Still in stealth mode, I quickly descended upon the second, CRUNCH! It was no more. The third was moving rapidly across the coffee table, attempting an escape. BAM! An aerial assault, it never knew what hit it. I was triumphant! I am Xena Warrior Princess, defeator of spiders.

Second wave happened just a few minutes ago while I was out on the deck. I was enjoying a cup of coffee and a cigarette. I caught movement out of the corner of my eye. Four of the demon spawn creeping across the deck, heading my direction. I have to admit, my attack was not quite as elegant as the first. I was hopping around, stomping my feet, arms flailing about in a cross between 'Riverdance' and a vertical epileptic fit. Squealing once again like some piglet caught in a trap. Still, I was, once again triumphant.
I'm sure that any neighbors looking out either got a good laugh, or there will be a knock on the door any minute and the men with the nice white jacket that ties in the back will come to collect me.

Well I must get a move on here, there is to be an open house for realtors here today from 9 A.M. to 12:30 P.M. and I want to straighten up a bit. Then I have the House of Torture today as well.

Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 7:57 AM

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