Just cause I'm still in a shitty mood!

Shit happens in various people

George Bush: Read my lips, no new shit. But a thousand points of shit.
Saddam Hussein: This shit happening will be the mother of all shit
happenings.
Martin L. King: I have a shit...
John F. Kennedy: Ich bin ein Scheisser.
Vladimir Lenin: The fastest and most complete way to destroy a culture is
to make its shit happen.
Joseph McCarthy: Are you now, or have you ever been, a happening shit?
Richard Nixon: I am not a shit.
Ronald Reagan: I don't recall if shit happened.
Nancy Reagan: Just say, 'Shit happened.'
Socrates: I am shit. But I know I am shit.
Aristotle: Once a shit is stretched by an idea, it never again happens
in its original shape.
Galileo: They say shit isn't happening. Nevertheless it still happens
Blaise Pascal: We are just shit. But we are thinking shit.
R. Descartes: I shit therefore I am.
A. Einstein: God does not play shit.
W. Heisenberg: The more accurately we observe when shit happened, the less
accurately we observe how big the shit was that happened.
E. Schrodinger: There's a 50% chance that shit happened. And a 50% chance
that it didn't.
F. Nietzche: If shit had never happened, man would create shit.
Ayn Rand: Reason and shit are corollaries. Where reason is used, shit
happens.
Sturgeon: 90% of everything is shit.
Yuri Gagarin: Shit was blue.
Neil Armstrong: For me, that was just a little shit. But when that shit
happened, it was one giant leap for mankind.
Bart Simpson: I will not say, 'Shit happened' in the class.
Al Bundy: This is shit. This is shit when you get married and drop
the shit on the ground.
Bill Cosby: Shit is happening to _The Simpsons_.
Buckaroo Bonzai: No matter where shit happens, there you are.
HAL: Dave, I'm in deep shit.
Dr. Chandra, will I shit?
Dave: Oh my god! It's full of shit!
Obi Wan: Use your shit, Luke.
Marty Mcfly: Don't ever never call me shit.
Gremlins: Don't shit after 12 o'clock.
Jessica Rabbit: I'm not shit. I'm just drawn that way.
Robocop: Please stay out of deep shit.
Michael Valentine Smith: Shit groks.
1st Law of Robotics: Robots should not shit or let shit come to happen.
Hari Seldon: Each shit is random. But mob shit is predicable.
Yuppie: It's my shit! All mine! Isn't it beautiful?
God: Wholly shit!