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Menopausal Bi-Polar Witch Babbling

Thursday, April 07, 2005

Here is just some ramdon shit that I have been wondering about lately.

Why doesn't toothpaste ever go rotten?

On electric toasters why do they engrave the message 'one slice'? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?

How come when you first pull the drapery cord the drapes always move the wrong way?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner reach down pick it up examine it then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?

How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?

Why do we wash BATH towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? If not then what was the purpose of the bath?

Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

Why is it when you're running late, every stop light enroute to your destination turns red, and traffic is a nightmare? Why when you're early and need to kill time, is every light green and there is no traffic?

Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 12:06 PM