Menopausal Bi-Polar Witch Babbling - Get a taste for religion

Menopausal Bi-Polar Witch Babbling

Thursday, April 21, 2005

Good Morning blogworld!
It's a beautiful Turdsday morning in Illinois, the sun is shining, the birds are singing, I just want to choke the shit out of someone, anyone! Grrrrrrrrr!
I need to drag my grumpy, broke, ass to the gas station and get smokes. I need nicotine!!!! Yes I have a quit date, not it is not today! Yes I have some of the patches already, just not all of them yet. (Patches, I do need those stinkin' patches!)
Alright, House of Torture day.

Major spider battle day - I am bringing in the heavy weapons. The shop vac comes in from the garage. I have scouted out the dungeon - I have found nests - they don't stand a chance against the 'Shop Vac of Doom'! I will show no mercy, I am hunting for their queen. I shall be victorious, for I am Xena, no, I am Broomhilda, Destroyer of spiders, and I am in full battle mode today!

Pack up the rest of the Halloween shit. Pack up the family history stuff. Shower, collapse.

That is the plan for the day - let us see how close to plan it actually goes.

Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 7:21 AM