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Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Update - Timing is everything - As I have most of you are aware, the reason behind my purchase of a car was two fold: The ex did not want me driving 'our' car when I went out as his name was on it, and we had to share, severely restricting my freedom to come and go.
I now have my own car. He has sole responsibly for the care and maintenance of the other car. The catalytic converter went out on his car, he has to take it into the shop today, it is a $1000.00 repair. Yes it is covered under the warranty, but I believe that there is a deductible, lol. Life is good.

Listening to B.B. King - Blues Summit

I had a joke posted earlier, but it was lame and I decided to remove it. I received the following in an email celebrating National Girlfriend and Sister's Week.

It is good to be a woman:

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

3. Taxis stop for us.

4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.

6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.

9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.

13. We will never regret piercing our ears.

14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 10:26 AM

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