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Menopausal Bi-Polar Witch Babbling

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Update - Progress has been made at the house of torture. I am up to 10 minutes on the treadmill at level 3.5 and 4 minutes on the elliptical machine at level 4 without asthma attack or bodily revolt. I even managed to add a second set of crunches and reverse crunches in. Aaahhh, feel the burn.

The ex has decided that at his age (56), the only way for him to pick-up women is to color his hair. He has asked me to help him in this endeavor. So, having been unsuccessful in my attempts to convince him that this was an unnecessary procedure, I have agreed. After he visits the local barbershop and gets all the excess hair removed, we shall go shopping. Hair and mustache color for men. He is already asking my advise on how to pick-up women. OMG - I just tell him to be himself and flirt like he normally does. I also told him to go to different bars than I go to. WTF, lol, I am your cruise director, welcome to Ex's 'R Us Dating, Inc.

The truth is out - I am NOT ashamed

Shamelessly whored from Kimisutra

Somewhat Debacherous
You are 50% pure

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 49% on purity

Link: The 100 Point Sexual Purity Test written by ocicat on Ok Cupid

Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 7:33 AM