Menopausal Bi-Polar Witch Babbling - Get a taste for religion

Menopausal Bi-Polar Witch Babbling

Saturday, March 26, 2005

Today might just be a laze about day. I need replenish some of my tea blends and make some more perfume. Pattycake is supposed to call me around 2 p.m. for moving help. I will probably nap off and on and then go out for awhile tonight. My sister wants me to go to Easter dinner at her house tomorrow. I still don't know if I want to do that, especially after all the drama from last year. Plus, the whole family will be there, too much chaos. I would much prefer to spend the day alone, in peace and quiet.

A little pagan humor

I'm not a bad witch - I'm a grumpy witch

Mumble, mumble, mumble ... POOF!

You say " Witch " like it's a BAD thing!?

Witches use brooms because nature abhors a vacuum

It's hard to soar with Dragons when you work with Gargoyles

Of course I'm in a bad mood -- Someone just dropped a house on my sister !

My body is a temple. Wanna come over for Midnight Mass ?

Will the deity who nailed the Kosmic Karmic " KICK ME " sign to my back, kindly remove it?

C.R.O.N.E. Creative Researcher Of New Experiences

:Pagan Standard Time: Means
If a ritual is scheduled for 6 pm people show up around 9 pm and the ritual finally gets started at 10:30 pm

You Finally Know You're a Witch When:
When cleaning house you have to specify "Where is the broom? No, not THE broom, Where is the one to clean the floor with ?
Friends know they can always give you candles and incense as a gift
You ask for Halloween off, because it's a religious holiday
When watching old re-runs of Bewitched, you find you side with Samantha's mother Endora
There are more jars of strange smelling plants in your cupboards than there are cereal boxes

When the whole family thinks your weird But your the first person they call on to Bless their new house
When your playing cards with a friend and the cards tell you more than what they are holding in their hand
When the whole family thinks your weird but have you read the cards/runes for them every chance they get
Whenever some one falls ill your the one they call .... before they call the doctor
Anything weird happens and and you feel like a sub branch of ghost busters ...who ya gonna call ?

Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 5:48 AM