Completely asinine
From Gullible
• When he was the prinicpal owner of the Texas Rangers, George W. Bush briefly flirted with the idea of changing the team's name to The Texas Alamos, until an assistant told him that Texas lost the Battle of the Alamo.
• Errant champagne corks kill more than two dozen people every year. One third of fatal champagne accidents occur at weddings.
Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 7:55 PM