Friday, March 11, 2005

I was just in the dungeon having a smoke and thinking, (which we all know is a dangerous thing for me, the thinking that is) and I had a "light bulb" moment. An absolutely brilliant idea for a moving, thought provoking topic in which to babble on about. In the time that it took me to finish my cigarette and come up the stairs, the thought had completely leaked out of my head!

When I was young, I would have the occasional Brain Cramp. No big deal, happens to everyone. Now that I am in my middle years I find that I have succumbed to that dreaded disease known as Sometimers. This horrific affliction, while related to the Brain Cramp, is much worse.
Symptoms - the feeling that one is losing their mind as random thoughts leak from the brain at an alarming rate. The inability to remember the things that one wants to remember. The "duh" factor sets in - eg. "where the fuck are my glasses?" After about 20 min. of searching discovering that one is wearing them or "where did I put my keys?" After the tear apart the house and purse cussing the whole time search, discovering that they are in one's pocket. And perhaps the worst symptom of all, the disruption of thought in the middle of a sentence, it really is...
I fear that unless a cure can be found, it will develop into Most-timers.

Listening to Koko Taylor - Queen of the Blues

Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 8:53 AM

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