Saturday, March 26, 2005

Get a taste for religion, Lick a Witch!

What do ya' call 13 Witches in a hot tub?
A: Self-Cleaning Coven

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?



A Fairy Tale for the Woman of the New Millennium

Once upon a time, in a land far away, A beautiful, independent, self assured princess, happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young Prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my Mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.

That night, on a repast of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought:

I don't freaking think so



Listening to Nazareth - Greatest Hits

Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 11:24 AM

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