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Menopausal Bi-Polar Witch Babbling

Friday, February 25, 2005

Ok, having just returned from my intake appointment with D., a lovely woman, without an ounce of body fat...

I now have been briefed on what my twice weekly torture sessions will be. She has assured me that she will get me in the best shape of my life or kill me in the process. She does somewhat remind me of a drill instructor I had in basic training, widely acknowledged as the meanest woman on the planet. I imagine that she is retired now, probably running a charm school and dominatrix training facility somewhere.

What twisted mind invented that particular torture device known as the elliptical trainer? This machine is like walking, climbing and cycling all at once. The madness!!!!

On a positive note - I figured out how to post a link to my wish list. So that anyone wishing to buy me a present on my birthday in September...

Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 2:47 PM