Today I had to get up at the asscrack of dawn so that I could go and have that happy procedure known to those of us over 40 as the mammogram. I would like to meet the sadistic Nazi hell spawn that invented this machine. It had to have been a graduate of the Marquis de Sade school of medicine. Most likely a male, lets put his balls in there and see how he likes it. As you might have guessed, this is not my favorite procedure. I have to drive from Zion to Condell Hospital in Libertyville, taking about 45 minutes, I got lucky as traffic was light, check in and wait. Fortunately, the Veterans Hospital pays for the procedure to be done at Condell as they are not equipped to do it themselves. I am a bit crabby now, I guess I had better eat something and take a nap.
Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 9:43 AM
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