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Menopausal Bi-Polar Witch Babbling

Thursday, October 14, 2004

Yeah! Pap-smear day is over!!! Party in the streets! Doc had a hard time finding what is left of my cervix, (I had cervical cancer at age 22 and most of it was removed) so she had to re-insert and reposition the speculum a couple of times. As a result she went heavy on the KY, even after several hundred paper towels, I arrived home pre-lubed. A friend of mine called me last night to tell me she got her nipples pierced. Ouch! I had a hard time just having my ears pierced, though the tattoos didn't bother me. If I ever get down to a size 16, I am getting big red puckered lips tattooed to my left ass cheek. Hubby took me halloween shopping to day, I got a couple of new items for the yard. My party is on the 23rd, I can't wait! I'm hoping for a good turn out this year. Now that we have more room, I invited more people. Usually I spend days coming up with creepy treats, Dragon Stew, BBQ Ogre balls, Bloody Bone spread, Graveyard cookies, Mutant Eyeballs, etc.... Not this year! I am not going to wear myself out ahead of time. I am going to have bloody bat wings (KFC honey BBQ wings), jello shots, beer, pop and coffee. I have asked everyone to bring a halloween type treat. My friend Earthy is bringing fingers in sauce. I don't know what anyone else is bring yet, I have phone calls to make.

Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 4:00 PM