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Menopausal Bi-Polar Witch Babbling

Monday, October 25, 2004

I am feeling very whiny right now!!! While I admit, the human body is a marvelous mechanism, it needs to be easier to maintain and should come with a longer warranty! As I have posted before, my tits are racing to my navel, the left one is definitely winning! I'm 5'3" in my stocking feet and at my last weigh-in I was 220 lbs. (that IS down from the 238 lbs. I was last January). I have dunlop disease, thats where the belly dunlopped over the belt. Arthritis, boderline diabeties and exercised induced asthma. I also smoke and will likely be out of cigs this evening and am broke till Hubby gets paid on the 1st. Now I am only 45 years old and am starting to have bladder problems. I have to get up at the butt-crack of dawn tomorrow so that I can be to the VA by 07:30 a.m. to have a bladder ultrasound, so I have to arrive with a full bladder. I better take a change of clothes in-case I cough and piss on myself.
Does anyone out there have problems pissing? It has become a three stage process, Stage 1 - the first rush, that is where the majority comes out. Stage 2 - the push or stand up and dribble, this is generally where some force needs to be applied and Stage 3 - wait or stand up, cough and dribble, this is where patience is required in order for the last few drops to evacuate. I am pissed (pun intended) about this, I don't plan to need depends until I am at least 80!
I also get to visit the vampires in the lab, so I need to fast, and I get to see the bubble head about my meds.
I am having the heaviest flow day I've had in since I started playing period roulette, my back hurts and I am so bloated right now I may just explode!
Hubby is going to make me some tea, he's so good to me. Aw fuck it! I need a smoke!

Broomhilda worshipped the goddess at 1:14 PM